Funny Things My Friends Say

"You’ve got all your shots and your papers. You’re like a new puppy. (referring to..."

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:50:49 -0400

“You’ve got all your shots and your papers. You’re like a new puppy. (referring to Jenny’s Visa and immunizations for China)”

- Tina

"Stick a paperclip in it and see what happens. (referring to what we think is the reset button on a..."

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:41:00 -0400

“Stick a paperclip in it and see what happens. (referring to what we think is the reset button on a blackberry)”

- Jenny

"That’s what you get for shafting the rind. (referring to Tina’s pre-cut watermelon)"

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:52:17 -0400

“That’s what you get for shafting the rind. (referring to Tina’s pre-cut watermelon)”

- Andy

"She annoys me and unfortunately it’s starting to show."

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:57:04 -0400

“She annoys me and unfortunately it’s starting to show.”

- Tina

"Can I help? I know you were asking for the Lord, but I am all you’ve got here."

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:40:13 -0400

“Can I help? I know you were asking for the Lord, but I am all you’ve got here.”

- Tina

"Asian people have nice strong hair."

Thu, 08 May 2008 15:42:30 -0400

“Asian people have nice strong hair.”

- Shruti

"He probably hates me. But I’m not here for the love."

Tue, 06 May 2008 17:35:29 -0400

“He probably hates me. But I’m not here for the love.”

- Shruti

"This banana is delicious!"

Fri, 02 May 2008 13:09:00 -0400

“This banana is delicious!”

- Joel

"I think there is this website called “Google”."

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:31:18 -0400

“I think there is this website called “Google”.”

- Tina

"I am running out of socks."

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:00:22 -0400

“I am running out of socks.”

- Jenny

"Oh yeah. I am still looking, but I haven’t looked."

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:00:10 -0400

“Oh yeah. I am still looking, but I haven’t looked.”

- Shruti

"I can’t run for office. My family would bring me down in a heartbeat."

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:41:52 -0400

“I can’t run for office. My family would bring me down in a heartbeat.”

- Tina

"I ignored myself."

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:22:08 -0400

“I ignored myself.”

- Jenny

"I am trying to stay on the top deck of this project so when the Titanic sinks I can jump off."

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:21:53 -0400

“I am trying to stay on the top deck of this project so when the Titanic sinks I can jump off.”

- Shruti

"Don’t they google themselves?"

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:21:21 -0500

“Don’t they google themselves?”

- Jenny

"My “R” isn’t typing!!! Arrrrrrrr!!!!"

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:43:11 -0500

“My “R” isn’t typing!!! Arrrrrrrr!!!!”

- Tina

"You better be jumping my drive there!"

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:18:43 -0500

“You better be jumping my drive there!”

- Terry

"You can wear that if you want to look like a Jeti. I mean Yeti. A Jeti is a Yeti dressed as a Jedi."

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:53:41 -0500

“You can wear that if you want to look like a Jeti. I mean Yeti. A Jeti is a Yeti dressed as a Jedi.”

- Tina

"This doesn’t look like where you go to get hair. It looks like where you go to get porn!"

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:50:25 -0500

“This doesn’t look like where you go to get hair. It looks like where you go to get porn!”

- Tina (re: a second life shop)

"I am a god. No, no, not THE God, but A god. Uh-huh."

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:58:38 -0500

“I am a god. No, no, not THE God, but A god. Uh-huh.”

- Terry