Funny Things My Friends Say

"A lot of my pants are “dry clean only” which pretty much means “don’t clean..."

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:30:05 -0400

“A lot of my pants are “dry clean only” which pretty much means “don’t clean only”.”

- Tina

"Any time is a good time for glitter. "

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:09:50 -0500

““Any time is a good time for glitter. “”

- Jenny

"If you can’t be perfect, at least be funny."

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:59:29 -0500

“If you can’t be perfect, at least be funny.”

- Jenny

"It kinda looks like… not a turkey."

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:37:41 -0500

“It kinda looks like… not a turkey.”

- Tina

"… and then I called you a freak, but in a good way."

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:18:52 -0500

“… and then I called you a freak, but in a good way.”

- Tina

"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. a prescription for adult ADD!"

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:11:11 -0500

“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. a prescription for adult ADD!”

- Tina & Jenny

"I may be old… but I will remember."

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:10:10 -0500

“I may be old… but I will remember.”

- Tina

"Look at me! I am angry eating!"

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:05:31 -0400

“Look at me! I am angry eating!”

- Jenny

"Of course I have to be nice to you. You sit right freakin’ there! I can’t escape you!"

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:05:16 -0400

“Of course I have to be nice to you. You sit right freakin’ there! I can’t escape you!”

- Tina

"You of all people should know I am a sh*tty friend. Oh wait. Maybe you should be the last to know..."

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:02:42 -0400

“You of all people should know I am a sh*tty friend. Oh wait. Maybe you should be the last to know because I treat you pretty good.”

- Tina

"I will forgo cleanliness depending on the situation."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:12:09 -0400

“I will forgo cleanliness depending on the situation.”

- Tina

"Every time I learn something I just keep learning how much I don’t know."

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:45:01 -0400

“Every time I learn something I just keep learning how much I don’t know.”

- John

"I think I am chemically upset."

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:54:22 -0400

“I think I am chemically upset.”

- Jenny

"If you’re gonna dress me up then I am definitely in."

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:07:31 -0400

“If you’re gonna dress me up then I am definitely in.”

- Andy

"Now we will never know if Tina was smart enough to figure it out herself."

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:02:46 -0400

“Now we will never know if Tina was smart enough to figure it out herself.”

- Tina

"Don’t act like your not always right."

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:02:21 -0400

“Don’t act like your not always right.”

- Tina

"You act like I listen to you."

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:45:57 -0400

“You act like I listen to you.”

- Tina

"I know I am your worst nightmare. I am well aware of that."

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:08:56 -0400

“I know I am your worst nightmare. I am well aware of that.”

- Tina

"I gotta write it down old school style."

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:16:32 -0400

“I gotta write it down old school style.”

- Jenny

"I think you misinterpreted my “What?!"

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:16:09 -0400

“I think you misinterpreted my “What?!””

- Tina