Mar
25
“Oh yeah. I am still looking, but I haven’t looked.”
Shruti
Funny Things My Friends Say
My friends say a lot of funny stuff.
Mar
18
“I can’t run for office. My family would bring me down in a heartbeat.”
Tina
“I ignored myself.”
Jenny
“I am trying to stay on the top deck of this project so when the Titanic sinks I can jump off.”
Shruti
Feb
27
“Don’t they google themselves?”
Jenny
“My “R” isn’t typing!!! Arrrrrrrr!!!!”
Tina
Feb
25
“You better be jumping my drive there!”
Terry
Feb
21
“You can wear that if you want to look like a Jeti. I mean Yeti. A Jeti is a Yeti dressed as a Jedi.”
Tina
“This doesn’t look like where you go to get hair. It looks like where you go to get porn!”
Tina (re: a second life shop)
Feb
7
“I am a god. No, no, not THE God, but A god. Uh-huh.”
Terry
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