March 2011
2 posts
“Yeah it’s my Tinky Winky coat (re: his bright purple Patagonia jacket) It...”
– Joel
“Don’t touch the snowman. re: Tina throwing away her handmade candy snowman...”
– Tina/Jenny
February 2011
2 posts
“People don’t wave melted cheese in front of your face unless they want...”
– Jenny
“I am great at JENGA!”
– Tina
March 2009
1 post
“A lot of my pants are “dry clean only” which pretty much means...”
– Tina
February 2009
1 post
“Any time is a good time for glitter. ”
– Jenny
December 2008
1 post
“If you can’t be perfect, at least be funny.”
– Jenny
November 2008
4 posts
“It kinda looks like… not a turkey.”
– Tina
“… and then I called you a freak, but in a good way.”
– Tina
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. a prescription for...”
– Tina & Jenny
“I may be old… but I will remember.”
– Tina
October 2008
5 posts
“Look at me! I am angry eating!”
– Jenny
“Of course I have to be nice to you. You sit right freakin’ there! I...”
– Tina
“You of all people should know I am a sh*tty friend. Oh wait. Maybe you should be...”
– Tina
“I will forgo cleanliness depending on the situation.”
– Tina
“Every time I learn something I just keep learning how much I don’t know.”
– John
September 2008
2 posts
“I think I am chemically upset.”
– Jenny
“If you’re gonna dress me up then I am definitely in.”
– Andy
July 2008
13 posts
“Now we will never know if Tina was smart enough to figure it out herself.”
– Tina
“Don’t act like your not always right.”
– Tina
“You act like I listen to you.”
– Tina
“I know I am your worst nightmare. I am well aware of that.”
– Tina
“I gotta write it down old school style.”
– Jenny
“I think you misinterpreted my “What?!”
– Tina
“Hello! Where are my freakin’ buttons! (buttons disappeared on the tumblr...”
– Jenny
“Being greedy is spinning the Wheel of Fortune when you already know the answer.”
– Joel
“I’m on an eating spree in case you haven’t noticed.”
– Shruti
“You’ve got all your shots and your papers. You’re like a new puppy....”
– Tina
“Stick a paperclip in it and see what happens. (referring to what we think is the...”
– Jenny
“That’s what you get for shafting the rind. (referring to Tina’s...”
– Andy
“She annoys me and unfortunately it’s starting to show.”
– Tina
June 2008
1 post
“Can I help? I know you were asking for the Lord, but I am all you’ve got...”
– Tina
May 2008
3 posts
“Asian people have nice strong hair.”
– Shruti
“He probably hates me. But I’m not here for the love.”
– Shruti
“This banana is delicious!”
– Joel
March 2008
6 posts
“I think there is this website called “Google”.”
– Tina
“I am running out of socks.”
– Jenny
“Oh yeah. I am still looking, but I haven’t looked.”
– Shruti
“I can’t run for office. My family would bring me down in a heartbeat.”
– Tina
“I ignored myself.”
– Jenny
“I am trying to stay on the top deck of this project so when the Titanic sinks I...”
– Shruti
February 2008
11 posts
“Don’t they google themselves?”
– Jenny
“My “R” isn’t typing!!! Arrrrrrrr!!!!”
– Tina
“You better be jumping my drive there!”
– Terry
“You can wear that if you want to look like a Jeti. I mean Yeti. A Jeti is a Yeti...”
– Tina
“This doesn’t look like where you go to get hair. It looks like where you...”
– Tina (re: a second life shop)
“I am a god. No, no, not THE God, but A god. Uh-huh.”
– Terry
“You need something stronger than Nyquil. You need Aquadots.”
– Tina
“Gross is a relative term. For Joel it may be gross. For me it may be a fricken...”
– Terry
“You have served your purpose. I am done with you.”
– Tina