2008

“You’ve got all your shots and your papers....”
— Tina

“Stick a paperclip in it and see what happens. (referring to...”
— Jenny

“That’s what you get for shafting the rind. (referring...”
— Andy

“She annoys me and unfortunately it’s starting to...”
— Tina

“Can I help? I know you were asking for the Lord, but I am...”
— Tina

“Asian people have nice strong hair.”
— Shruti

“He probably hates me. But I’m not here for the love.”
— Shruti

“This banana is delicious!”
— Joel

“I think there is this website called “Google”.”
— Tina

“I am running out of socks.”
— Jenny

“Oh yeah. I am still looking, but I haven’t looked.”
— Shruti

“I can’t run for office. My family would bring me down...”
— Tina

“I ignored myself.”
— Jenny

“I am trying to stay on the top deck of this project so when...”
— Shruti

“Don’t they google themselves?”
— Jenny

“My “R” isn’t typing!!! Arrrrrrrr!!!!”
— Tina

“You better be jumping my drive there!”
— Terry

“You can wear that if you want to look like a Jeti. I mean...”
— Tina

“This doesn’t look like where you go to get hair. It...”
— Tina (re: a second life shop)

“I am a god. No, no, not THE God, but A god. Uh-huh.”
— Terry

“You need something stronger than Nyquil. You need Aquadots.”
— Tina

“Gross is a relative term. For Joel it may be gross. For me...”
— Terry

“You have served your purpose. I am done with you.”
— Tina

“I think my legs were very inefficient too.”
— Chuck

“One Drink from Perfection… Me… Drunk…...”
— Tina’s idea for an...

“I want a t-shirt that says GOOGLE THIS!”
— Tina

“I’m cold…. I didn’t wear enough clothes.”
— Joel

“If I can’t study…. I might as well eat.”
— Shruti

“I can’t edit video at 7 o’clock in the...”
— Jenny

“Was there good news you were gonna share or was that just...”
— Terry

“Listen… she’s YOUR friend! (referring to...”
— Tina

“You’re not even talking. You’re just making...”
— Tina

“I don’t feel bad making fun of her because it’s...”
— Tina

“Joel… you’re dead inside.”
— Jenny

“If you’re going to do it (kill people) you might as...”
— Joel

“Do you know who you are talking to? I don’t get up at...”
— Jenny

“Why do I have the feeling that I am going to find a kiwi...”
— Tina

“We are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. And yes, I am...”
— Jenny

“Hold on one second…. I never said I wasn’t a...”
— Tina

“I used to be puny and look at me now!”
— Shruti

“I got up at seven, I deserve some bacon.”
— Jenny

“I don’t want to read. I just want someone to tell me.”
— Joel

“I have to squeeze all my TV watching in after Lauren is...”
— Tina

“I didn’t get married the right way.”
— Shruti

“See… I was listening more than half!”
— Tina

“These cookies are more expensive than ink.”
— Jenny

“I am trying to contain my rage.”
— Tina

“I don’t know if I made the M&M look like me, or if...”
— Jenny

“Everything should be retractable and magnetic.”
— Jenny

“It’s so new, I don’t even have the url.”
— Tina

“I’ve even been crying over the Mac PC commercials.”
— Tina

“He is pulling a Johnny Depp. (making himself look...”
— Tina

“Look how surprised I am.”
— Jenny

“Maaaan… I am dressed like a slut today!”
— Tina

“Besides being able to sleep anywhere, Googling is my other...”
— Jenny

“All is fine. Proceed as normal. Nothing to see here.”
— Tina

“I have the upper body strength of a kitten.”
—  Gabriel on Desperate...

“I have already had some cake…. but I could use some...”
— Shruti

“Ok… that’s brutable!”
— Tina

“Sometimes… sometimes…. Illustrator makes me...”
— Jenny

“I am not sure if I am indecisive.”
— Tina

“Just ‘cause it’s in the fridge does not mean you...”
— Jenny

“Oh yeah, that’s horrible… OK touching horrible.”
—  Tina

“What am I? Your internet?”
— Jenny

“I hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your...”
— Dave

“I have a ten second question.”
—  Joel

“I don’t even have TV in MY bathroom!”
—  Tina

“What do you think of this hat? - Chuck If you were thinner...”