May 2012
3 posts
March 2011
2 posts
Yeah it’s my Tinky Winky coat (re: his bright purple Patagonia jacket) It...
– Joel
Don’t touch the snowman. re: Tina throwing away her handmade candy snowman...
– Tina/Jenny
February 2011
2 posts
People don’t wave melted cheese in front of your face unless they want...
– Jenny
I am great at JENGA!
– Tina
March 2009
1 post
A lot of my pants are “dry clean only” which pretty much means...
– Tina
February 2009
1 post
Any time is a good time for glitter.
– Jenny
December 2008
1 post
If you can’t be perfect, at least be funny.
– Jenny
November 2008
4 posts
It kinda looks like… not a turkey.
– Tina
… and then I called you a freak, but in a good way.
– Tina
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. a prescription for...
– Tina & Jenny
I may be old… but I will remember.
– Tina
October 2008
5 posts
Look at me! I am angry eating!
– Jenny
Of course I have to be nice to you. You sit right freakin’ there! I...
– Tina
You of all people should know I am a sh*tty friend. Oh wait. Maybe you should be...
– Tina
I will forgo cleanliness depending on the situation.
– Tina
Every time I learn something I just keep learning how much I don’t know.
– John
September 2008
2 posts
I think I am chemically upset.
– Jenny
If you’re gonna dress me up then I am definitely in.
– Andy
July 2008
13 posts
Now we will never know if Tina was smart enough to figure it out herself.
– Tina
Don’t act like your not always right.
– Tina
You act like I listen to you.
– Tina
I know I am your worst nightmare. I am well aware of that.
– Tina
I gotta write it down old school style.
– Jenny
I think you misinterpreted my “What?!
– Tina
Hello! Where are my freakin’ buttons! (buttons disappeared on the tumblr...
– Jenny
Being greedy is spinning the Wheel of Fortune when you already know the answer.
– Joel
I’m on an eating spree in case you haven’t noticed.
– Shruti
You’ve got all your shots and your papers. You’re like a new puppy....
– Tina
Stick a paperclip in it and see what happens. (referring to what we think is the...
– Jenny
That’s what you get for shafting the rind. (referring to Tina’s...
– Andy
She annoys me and unfortunately it’s starting to show.
– Tina
June 2008
1 post
Can I help? I know you were asking for the Lord, but I am all you’ve got...
– Tina
May 2008
3 posts
Asian people have nice strong hair.
– Shruti
He probably hates me. But I’m not here for the love.
– Shruti
This banana is delicious!
– Joel
March 2008
6 posts
I think there is this website called “Google”.
– Tina
I am running out of socks.
– Jenny
Oh yeah. I am still looking, but I haven’t looked.
– Shruti
I can’t run for office. My family would bring me down in a heartbeat.
– Tina
I ignored myself.
– Jenny
I am trying to stay on the top deck of this project so when the Titanic sinks I...
– Shruti
February 2008
11 posts
Don’t they google themselves?
– Jenny
My “R” isn’t typing!!! Arrrrrrrr!!!!
– Tina
You better be jumping my drive there!
– Terry
You can wear that if you want to look like a Jeti. I mean Yeti. A Jeti is a Yeti...
– Tina
This doesn’t look like where you go to get hair. It looks like where you...
– Tina (re: a second life shop)
I am a god. No, no, not THE God, but A god. Uh-huh.
– Terry