Funny Things My Friends Say

My friends say a lot of funny stuff.

May 8
“Asian people have nice strong hair.” Shruti

May 6
“He probably hates me. But I’m not here for the love.” Shruti

May 2
“This banana is delicious!” Joel

Mar 26
“I think there is this website called “Google”.” Tina

Mar 25
“I am running out of socks.” Jenny

“Oh yeah. I am still looking, but I haven’t looked.” Shruti

Mar 18
“I can’t run for office. My family would bring me down in a heartbeat.” Tina

“I ignored myself.” Jenny

“I am trying to stay on the top deck of this project so when the Titanic sinks I can jump off.” Shruti

Feb 27
“Don’t they google themselves?” Jenny

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