Funny Things My Friends Say

My friends say a lot of funny stuff.

Mar 25
“A lot of my pants are “dry clean only” which pretty much means “don’t clean only”.” Tina

Feb 13
“Any time is a good time for glitter. ” Jenny

Dec 18
“If you can’t be perfect, at least be funny.” Jenny

Nov 25
“It kinda looks like… not a turkey.” Tina

Nov 19
“… and then I called you a freak, but in a good way.” Tina

Nov 14
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. a prescription for adult ADD!” Tina & Jenny

“I may be old… but I will remember.” Tina

Oct 22
“Look at me! I am angry eating!” Jenny

“Of course I have to be nice to you. You sit right freakin’ there! I can’t escape you!” Tina

“You of all people should know I am a sh*tty friend. Oh wait. Maybe you should be the last to know because I treat you pretty good.” Tina

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