Yeah it’s my Tinky Winky coat (re: his bright purple Patagonia jacket) It has 4,000 pockets!Joel
Mar8
Don’t touch the snowman. re: Tina throwing away her handmade candy snowman while cleaning out her cubicleTina/Jenny
Feb24
People don’t wave melted cheese in front of your face unless they want something. (re: being lured to Buffalo to drive a loaner car home by being invited to Melting Pot)Jenny
I am great at JENGA!Tina
Mar25
A lot of my pants are “dry clean only” which pretty much means “don’t clean only”.Tina
Feb13
Any time is a good time for glitter. Jenny
Dec18
If you can’t be perfect, at least be funny.Jenny
Nov25
It kinda looks like… not a turkey.Tina
Nov19
… and then I called you a freak, but in a good way.Tina
Nov14
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. a prescription for adult ADD!Tina & Jenny