Funny Things My Friends Say

My friends say a lot of funny stuff.

Mar 11
“Yeah it’s my Tinky Winky coat (re: his bright purple Patagonia jacket) It has 4,000 pockets!” Joel

Mar 8
“Don’t touch the snowman. re: Tina throwing away her handmade candy snowman while cleaning out her cubicle” Tina/Jenny

Feb 24
“People don’t wave melted cheese in front of your face unless they want something. (re: being lured to Buffalo to drive a loaner car home by being invited to Melting Pot)” Jenny

“I am great at JENGA!” Tina

Mar 25
“A lot of my pants are “dry clean only” which pretty much means “don’t clean only”.” Tina

Feb 13
“Any time is a good time for glitter. ” Jenny

Dec 18
“If you can’t be perfect, at least be funny.” Jenny

Nov 25
“It kinda looks like… not a turkey.” Tina

Nov 19
“… and then I called you a freak, but in a good way.” Tina

Nov 14
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. a prescription for adult ADD!” Tina & Jenny

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